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Chinese Opium Den (RP)
« Thread Started on Nov 9, 2006, 6:41pm »		[Quote]
One day, in a chinese opium den far off in china, there was a boy. But not just any boy. This boy was Hagashi Kurama, love of teh buttsecks. It is said that Hagashi is able to chop down trees with his wang and sled down mountains on it. In fact, Hagashi Kurama had just anally raped a woman in Japan, and the overflow of semen went into her coochie and a baby named Floppy the Wonder Weiner was born...
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« Reply #1 on Nov 9, 2006, 6:47pm »		[Quote]
floppy the wonder weiner: omg T3h l0v3r of butsecks, th4nk u so t3h muchzor!!!"
floppy stared in awe at the world around him. the sounds and smells of the sweatshop were new to his tiny baby nose. he looked down and saw that within 2 hours of birth, he had grown a set, and a family of mice was dwelling in his pubic hairs. he was then instructed by the lover of t3h buttsecks on hosw to get the most out of each....
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« Reply #2 on Nov 9, 2006, 6:50pm »		[Quote]
"Now, my illegitimate-date-rape-lovechild, the way to get the most out of each of your two wangss is obviously to have teh buttsecks with two different women at once. Now, take these mice. Put their anal tracts on each of your wangs. Now push them down-"
The mice are instantly ripped to shreds because of the rate of Floppy's thingy growth.
"-there you go. Now see, this is an ejaculation."
Floods of semen come pouring out of both his erect wangss and fill what is known as the Caribbean sea. No wonder its so salty, yum yum.
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« Reply #3 on Nov 9, 2006, 6:57pm »		[Quote]
OMG t3h thanks Hagashi Kurama, UHHHHHGHGHH!!! wow, i need me some women!! * FtWW's thingy level increased*!!!
* in the opium den* omg, come little gurl!!! FtWW grabbed the closes two things with girl thingys, one happened to be a transvestite hooker hippo, and began the magic. only the hippo was able to retain that much semen, and the t3h gurlzor was instantly incinerated. "Hagashi Kurama, how did you get to be so t3h buttseckszor?"
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« Reply #4 on Nov 11, 2006, 6:18pm »		[Quote]
"Many years of practice, my son. After countless surprise buttsecks', I've become a master at t3h buttsecks."
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